some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo
the best part of this is when you ask "who wants to do a shower pact" and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying "the pact is sealed". faustian behavior
I'm obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.
@stvksn on ig
i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you've refused to forgive him
is so insanely powerful. that's gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.
caninefangs asked:
pangur is like a paper towel roll that has about 3 sheets left on it
pangur-and-grim answered:
it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)
ironically, they are all exactly the same amount of Pissed Off















